Score: 8

"Heartwarming, very Heartwarming."

submission: A Protection Movie

date: January 23, 2004

This moved me when I first saw it, something I can say about VERY few movies. I personally think there's room for two protection movies in the newgrounds voting system, especially since the BLAM! movie has been around since I joined in 2001 and is REALLY getting old...

Score: 8

"Very nice"

submission: Lost in Tijuana

date: August 27, 2003

What I said up there. Very nice. You've got talent that I haven't seen too often here. That, and I liked the inclusion of Strong Bad on the "wanted" poster. Keep up the good work, and you'll keep getting 4s and 5s from me.

Score: 6

"Hot"

submission: SHS

date: January 18, 2003

I personally enjoyed the bits with those bouncung boobs girls.

Score: 6

"I'd say this is warped, but it isn't."

submission: Gotta love this one.

date: April 24, 2002

This goes BEYOND warped. There is no word in the english language, or any other language for that matter, which can accurately describe the level of fucked-uptitude here.

Score: 7

"This is NOT the final clock."

submission: Teh Final Clock

date: April 11, 2002

(joke) I wish this was the final clock, but knowing you guys, there'll be a lot more.(/joke)
Seriously, this is one of the best things you've done.

Score: 10

"damn."

submission: this is your life (nge)

date: September 2, 2001

Aside from the fact that the sound crapped out halfway through, this was one of the best animations I've ever seen here. The raw goodness of this almost cancels out all of the "J00 sux0rs f4660t" reviews from the past couple of months. I say almost because there're a lot of people out there who speak in numbers, and hate everything. Keep up the good work. In the words of the number-speakers, "J00 r0x0rs."

Score: 6

"joke review."

submission: Because I Got High

date: August 17, 2001

I was gonna vote 0 on this shit, but then I got high.

I wasn't gonna like it one bit, but then I got high.

Now I'm votin' 5, and I know why...

Because I got high,
Because I got high,
Because I got high.

Score: 9

"damn."

submission: what do flowers do?

date: August 5, 2001

This is weird. But it's a very special and rare type of weird. It's weird in a good way, and weird spelled W-quadruple-E-R-D.

Score: 7

"they were right, it was trippy"

submission: Hypnotic

date: August 5, 2001

This was a hypnotically interesting movie, the thing someone would watch if they were feeling "in tune with the cosmic forces" (stoned)

Score: 10

"Friggin' hilarious."

submission: Mario Twins (official)

date: August 4, 2001

This was one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. These guys are either geniuses or insane, but either way, it was uproariously funny.